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Sunday, December 28, 2008

New Year's Resolutions, Repulsions, Revelations and Republicans

This week's Spin Cycle at Sprite' Keeper blog asks for our New Year's Resolutions. I thought you might also be interested in a few other important "R" words to kick off the new year:


1) Take the 10 pounds off for goodness sake;

2) Be frugal, spend less, make more;

3) Finish the script for either the TV series or the porn movie;

4) Do one kind thing daily for the ones I love.


1) People killing other people for any reason they see fit;

2) Couples who "diss" each other but stay together;

3) Stomach fat and cellulite on the thigh area;

4) Politics, in general. Why must it be such a rudimentary exercise?

1) I am going to have to be far more interesting to get noticed by my Husband;

2) It is going to take serious, 'drastic measures' to actually look good;

3) Although I do not believe the USA is going down in 2010 (as stated by the astute Russian professor), we should watch our backs carefully;

4) I have about 20 more years to do something wonderful for the world, so I had better come up with a "plan" pretty soon.


1) Condeleeza Rice;

2) Tim Pawlenty;

3) Sarah Palin;

4) Michael Steele.
That's about all this empty nest Mom can handle for the upcoming year. Happy New Year.

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Blogger Sprite's Keeper said...

This is a wonderful list! I would add "Revisions" and list a couple of posts I would rethink before posting too, but then that would give those posts attention. Better to leave them buried in the archives..
You're linked!

December 29, 2008 at 8:15 PM  
Blogger Casey said...

Woah, a porn movie? That I've gotta see. What's it going to be called? Empty Nasty-Doers?
I like your list, especially branching into repulsions and republicans! Good luck sticking to the list, yours seems reasonable and I can't wait to see the film, whatever genre it falls into!

December 29, 2008 at 9:37 PM  
Blogger Christine said...

Happy New Year to you too! See you tomorrow morning for a glass of cheer!

December 30, 2008 at 11:06 AM  
Anonymous Tina said...

I can totally relate to some of your "R"s. Writing...although mine is a book. Getting noticed by my husband. (sigh) and losing the weight. (another sigh).

Good luck to you!!

December 31, 2008 at 12:39 AM  
Blogger Lisa Eshelman said...

How do you get stomach fat on your thigh? Sounds like you have a ambitious year ahead.

December 31, 2008 at 12:22 PM  
Anonymous Terry said...

You forgot Jindal!

December 31, 2008 at 12:47 PM  
Anonymous Nicole Bandes, The Card Eagle said...

And don't forget that Nostrodomaus is predicting something major in 2012 along with a bunch of others apparantely. Hmm... Maybe you don't have 20 years after all...

December 31, 2008 at 7:31 PM  
Blogger June said...

Happy New Year too! Keep me your interesting comments in 2009 - the word will spread next year.

January 1, 2009 at 10:09 AM  
Blogger The Stiletto Mom said...

Can't wait for the porn movie....let me know when you get that script finished!

Happy New Year Beth!!!

January 1, 2009 at 12:07 PM  
Blogger beth said...

Sprite's Keeper: Revisions is an excellent idea; Casey, I like your title choice for the movie only I don't think anyone will be that old; Terry, I wanted to add Jindal for sure; Lisa, I have stomach fat on my's sort of spreading all over!

January 1, 2009 at 4:18 PM  
Blogger Michele said...

You will be sending out the script right?

To get your HB to notice you may want to met up with Cape Cod Gal
she's got the whole toy thing covered. That would get his attention.

January 2, 2009 at 11:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you mean by couples who "diss" each other? Sometimes a little constructive criticism is healthy.

January 8, 2009 at 6:25 PM  

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