"Psst...The coast is clear. Come on in. Yeah, I know, it's been crazy over here, too. They just sit at home every night..walking the dog, making dinner, watching TV then they go to bed. Thank goodness its Christmas Eve".
" Did you bring the booze? We have some inside, but this year, it's not the "good stuff". Go on in and help yourself".
" Hey guys! You're looking jolly and festive tonight. Party's on!" "Yeah, we thought they'd never leave, either. But they rarely miss the Church service on Christmas Eve".
" Wait, I'm hooked to this tree. Can you help me down? A pretty ornament like me needs her annual Champagne fix. Did they get any good cookies or bourbon balls this year? I am starved".
"I'm empty, too. At least until tonight when the fat boy fills me up with goodies for the puppy."
"Well guys, we are so glad you could slip away from your homes to celebrate the spirit of Christmas with us. This year more so than ever, we've played an important role for our Owners. I know you've done your best to get their spirits lifted and their thoughts removed from the dismal economic situations they are in. Well done. But our work is not done. We have less than a week to make a difference (except for you guys at the Smith's house, he he! You are sitting out until about March, aren't you?!).
Don't let the snowmen do those cranberry jello shots this year. Remember how they were all so plowed?"
"We weren't so bad. Give us a break. It's hard being a snowman in Scottsdale, Arizona!"
"I'll keep those guys in line; hurry up and finish your speech already, the sun's about to set and I don't want to miss it".
"After we party it up tonight at Beth and Bill's house, let's put on our best twinkly smile and rosy-up our nose and make this the happiest, most wonderful Christmas ever! Merry Christmas !
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