New Year's Resolutions, Repulsions, Revelations and Republicans

This week's Spin Cycle at Sprite' Keeper blog asks for our New Year's Resolutions. I thought you might also be interested in a few other important "R" words to kick off the new year:

Resolutions:

1) Take the 10 pounds off for goodness sake;

2) Be frugal, spend less, make more;

3) Finish the script for either the TV series or the porn movie;

4) Do one kind thing daily for the ones I love.

Repulsions:

1) People killing other people for any reason they see fit;

2) Couples who "diss" each other but stay together;

3) Stomach fat and cellulite on the thigh area;

4) Politics, in general. Why must it be such a rudimentary exercise?

Revelations:

1) I am going to have to be far more interesting to get noticed by my Husband;

2) It is going to take serious, 'drastic measures' to actually look good;

3) Although I do not believe the USA is going down in 2010 (as stated by the astute Russian professor), we should watch our backs carefully;

4) I have about 20 more years to do something wonderful for the world, so I had better come up with a "plan" pretty soon.

Rebublicans:

1) Condeleeza Rice;

2) Tim Pawlenty;

3) Sarah Palin;

4) Michael Steele.

That's about all this empty nest Mom can handle for the upcoming year. Happy New Year.