Sperm Research and Camping Survival Tips
Does every man have warm to hot sperm once it has ejaculated? Is it hottest when you are younger or the other way around? What exactly is the range of temperature and has this ever been researched? A scientific mind like mine wants.......needs to know.
I have always thought that it would be important to have at least one guy attend every camping trip held during the colder months of the year. The warmth could keep you from getting frostbite, not to mention the calorie supplement that could also be provided.
What kind of doctor are you if your primary focus of study is on sperm and sperm heat? I was married for ten years to a doctor and I cannot believe that this question never was discussed.
I bet you'd be invited to a lot of cocktail parties if you had a career in sperm research. The hostess would giggle a little when she asked you to "please come". And I bet that animal testing would be out-of-the-question because you'd have a slew of male volunteers and you wouldn't have to offer them a stipend to participate.
Naturally. all things sperm-related are discussed in the blog underworld. The Bloggess has posted on the topic many times and is somewhat of an expert, I believe. But I haven't read anything to date about why it comes out so warm.
Of course, now that I think about it, I am glad it's warm because wouldn't that feel awful if at the end of some fantastic sexual encounter your partner pulls his special part out and lands a blob of what's equivalent to a melting ice cube right on your stomach! That could really wreck the mood. Cool you right down..........Which might be nice if you're stranded on a desert or live in Arizona. And maybe my "research" has not been extensive enough and there are men out there that produce cool to cold sperm.
There are so many unanswered questions, and so little time. Oh wait, that's right. An empty nester like me has lots of time to ponder life's probing questions. Maybe you can provide me with the facts of your own research and I can add it to my data.
(Should be an interesting time before the college kids come home for the holidays and winter break, don't you think).