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Friday, March 27, 2009

The Best Side Effects of the UltraClear Plus Detox Program

It's the sixth day of my detox/cleanse and I must say, I am not feeling the euphoric feelings so many other people have described after a week. Maybe that happens today and tomorrow. I have enjoyed the bizarre nature and content of my dreams. I jump into bed at 9 pm and am upset when the alarm goes off at 6 am, as anything can and does happen in dreamland...........

Last night I was extremely intelligent and was solving serious technical problems for a "NASA-like" company in Prague. It was kinda cool, because all these 30-year old geeks with dark hair and dark clothes were hanging on my every word. They were amazed that I had picked up their language in just two weeks; yes, sometimes the dream was not in English, (which freaked the real me out, as I couldn't understand that part and there were no subtitles). We had dinner in a castle.......




(This is the real Prague Castle)

with tall candles lighting the room. It seemed like a company retreat as we were all staying there that evening. I sat next to a young couple, recently married, to my left and a man from Capulte, just outside of Prague on my right (I Googled it this morning and there is no such town near Prague).



(This is a real restaurant in Prague, called Bily Konicek)

We were apparently staying in the same suite together which didn't seem odd, except for when we were in bed and the girl became "Susan" from the Desperate Housewives show ("Susan": Teri Hatcher is in the middle)..........
and she was acting like a prude and didn't want to do a threesome or a foursome. I got miffed or embarrassed and said something intelligent and left the room. Then, the alarm went off and I was back in Scottsdale, AZ, USA, with just my above average level of intelligence.

I wonder will I'll be tonight?

Dr. Keith Smigiel had mentioned that several of his patients had experienced unusual dreams while detox/cleansing. Maybe your mind is free to dream better once the toxins are removed from you body. (Warning: This is the less intelligent Beth speaking now).

And maybe Keith did not tell me about how during the first part of the week you are not thinking about sex at all but the last few days, that's all you think about. Not eating or drinking alcohol is hard enough, he probably wants his patients to have a pleasant surprise at the end of a difficult cleansing week. I have to tell you, it is helping me get through these last few days.

And going on the Internet searching for the places of your dreams, has been interesting, too.










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6 Comments:

Blogger Heather said...

It seems like a lot of people are doing the detox "thing" these days....I'm sooo behind the times. I guess I'm just not ready to have the "runs" again. *wink*

March 27, 2009 at 12:14 PM  
Blogger The Stiletto Mom said...

I got the euphoria around day four. You'd think I would have just kept on it but no, my euphoria over a recently arrive bottle of Cakebread wine won out.

*sigh*

Good for you Beth...hubs better watch out...wild woman in the house!

March 27, 2009 at 1:54 PM  
Blogger Casey said...

That is the craziest dream. I can believe you had those geeks hanging on your every word but Terri Hatcher in bed? Hehe. I would have pictured Edie Britt in there before Susan.

I wonder why you're remembering your dreams so vividly, do you think you're sleeping soundly or is your hungry stomach making you restless?

March 27, 2009 at 7:23 PM  
Blogger June said...

My neighbor said that her detox program went for a month. Can you imagine? A week is plenty long enough. I bet you can't wait until Sunday!!!

March 28, 2009 at 2:13 PM  
Blogger pearlsandchocolate.com said...

WOW! Good for you and the detox stuff!

That was quite a dream!!!!

March 29, 2009 at 7:25 AM  
Blogger gap said...

Maybe I'm just paranoid but about 1 to 2 hours after drinking that stuff I get weird feelings like, I dunno, but they're not enjoyable. This stuff was prescribed to me to take 4 times a day. I can't IMAGINE drinking this 4 times a day.

Like I said, maybe I'm just paranoid, or super sensitive.

I'd love to dream that I feel 19 again.

November 27, 2010 at 10:23 PM  

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