Dear Bethy Answers Your Most Pressing Halloween Questions
For Day 14 in the Ultimate Blog Challenge, it is suggested that we write an advice column, which is so up my alley...........................
The Halloween season is upon us and I would love your suggestion as to which type of candy I should over-indulge in this year? signed-frustrated..............................
Dear Frustrated: The answer is quite simple. You should run to the store and stock up on Candy Corn. With only 150 for every 22 pieces, you will hard it hard to go over the daily recommended 2000 calorie count before you get sick on such sweet goodness! I find eating candy that resembles my physical shape very comforting. I do however, warn you against getting creative and making decorations with candy corn; you may start acting all "sticky-witchy".....watch what happens towards the end of this video:
http://www.thatsfit.com/videos-partner/how-to-make-a-halloween-candy-corn-tree-517169684-62 (Hope you can see this; it would not embed properly for me)
I am 52 years old and have been invited to an adult Halloween costume party and wondering if you think its a good idea to go as a sexy nurse or a purty cat? My legs are still in pretty decent shape. signed- sexy Momma
Dear Sexy Momma:
I suggest you have your decent shaped legs walk you straight to the psychologists office! Do you have any idea why so many people secretly wish to be a tramp for one night a year? Either do I! Besides, you could get hurt or worse yet, you could hurt someone wearing that sort of outfit. I would prefer you dress as Mr. Green Jeans or a wicked witch or better yet, a ghost!
My kids are all grown up and not living at home any more. Do I still have to use up all my monthly disposable income on candy for the neighborhood kids? And do I have to waste the whole night hanging around the front door, ready to give the candy to the trick-or-treaters....while my husband sits comfortably in front of the TV in the den? signed-tortured
Why..............YES and YES!!!!