Facebook: Everybody Has One

This post is going to be ridiculously short as I will be spending the rest of the afternoon making my Facebook account. Apparently, I am the last person on Earth without such an account and I have been told that I need to get one ASAP. My daughter said if I want any more pictures from her, that I will need to get this account. My friends who don't know how to blog, have a Facebook account. My tax accountant has a Facebook account. These guys at the brand new Cook County Correctional Facility in Chicago, probably all have Facebook accounts:

I must join the land of the living and get my own Facebook account.

As I am as tech-challenged as they come, I welcome any and all advice about Facebook (what not to do, tricks-of-the-trade)...that sort of thing would be most helpful.

So, tag...you're it! That's not how to tag a person? Boy, do I have a lot to learn.

PS: Spellcheck does not know "Facebook" yet, either!