As The World Turns: Doggy Style
You are in luck, because I speak dog and I am fluent in golden retriever, I will be able to interpret this Wordless Wednesday story for you today..........................I am also participating in the daily posting for the Ultimate Blog Challenge:
The storyline is an all-time classic, two best friends living life to the fullest.....with not a care in the world. In this story, the two boys names are Wrigley and Tucker.
Just two months apart, they play ball and take daily walks together........................
And yet, their interests differ greatly. One lives for a tennis ball, the other.....it's all about food!
"Say, Tucker.....did your Mum bring out the Charlie Bears tonight?"
""Who the heck cares, I've got my tennis ball".
"Stop smiling like a Cheshire cat", Wrigley groans as his stomach growls.
"Whatever, dude". Tucker steps away slightly annoyed that his best friend cannot understand his love for the sport of running after tennis balls and wearing grass on your tongue.
"Sometimes, I just don't understand old Wriggs"...Tucker mumbles as he begs his Mum to stop gabbing and throw the ball.
All of sudden a new face appears at the evening affair. Enter Rosebud.........
She's different...............she's a bitch! And she likes chasing the ball. She immediately takes to Tucker and his speed and agility has her all in a fit.
"Why, Tucker is just dreamy!" At first, Tucker finds her to be fun and rather cute. He enjoys her affections. Her "body bumps" were fun....at first.
But, Tucker is a serious guy and nothing could ever really get between his tennis ball playing in the evenings. By three years old, he was rather set in his ways.
Rosie was younger and just simply would not give up. At first, she just nibbled at his ears. But when he ignored her she was left with no choice than to bite hard and hang on tight.
Then, one night, Tucker was AT HIS WITS END!
"Rosie girl", Tucker started out saying, "Don't take this wrong, but I am just not that into you. I have my priorities and they are always yellow and round-shaped, of which you are neither!"
Rosebud's world was shattered. Her heart pounded so hard she could hardly think. Her world seemed dark and lonely as she scanned the golf course, looking for answers to her life's struggles.
He ignores her in his childish ways.
"I know he sees me, why does he simply stare into space.....like some simpleton?!", Rosie says more frustrated than usual. But Wrigley is determined his simple plan will work. "Just keep acting like she's not standing right by you and maybe she will go away", Wrigley thinks to himself.
Finally, she gives up.
"I will never capture the attention of Wrigley unless I bathe in bacon!"
Stayed tuned for more 'As The World Turns: Doggy Style' when Rosie asks:
"Is Rocco too old for me?"
"Is this neighborhood too boring for me?"
and, "What's a girl like me to do????"
The storyline is an all-time classic, two best friends living life to the fullest.....with not a care in the world. In this story, the two boys names are Wrigley and Tucker.
Just two months apart, they play ball and take daily walks together........................
And yet, their interests differ greatly. One lives for a tennis ball, the other.....it's all about food!
"Say, Tucker.....did your Mum bring out the Charlie Bears tonight?"
""Who the heck cares, I've got my tennis ball".
"Stop smiling like a Cheshire cat", Wrigley groans as his stomach growls.
"Whatever, dude". Tucker steps away slightly annoyed that his best friend cannot understand his love for the sport of running after tennis balls and wearing grass on your tongue.
"Sometimes, I just don't understand old Wriggs"...Tucker mumbles as he begs his Mum to stop gabbing and throw the ball.
She's different...............she's a bitch! And she likes chasing the ball. She immediately takes to Tucker and his speed and agility has her all in a fit.
"Why, Tucker is just dreamy!" At first, Tucker finds her to be fun and rather cute. He enjoys her affections. Her "body bumps" were fun....at first.
But, Tucker is a serious guy and nothing could ever really get between his tennis ball playing in the evenings. By three years old, he was rather set in his ways.
Rosie was younger and just simply would not give up. At first, she just nibbled at his ears. But when he ignored her she was left with no choice than to bite hard and hang on tight.
Then, one night, Tucker was AT HIS WITS END!
"Rosie girl", Tucker started out saying, "Don't take this wrong, but I am just not that into you. I have my priorities and they are always yellow and round-shaped, of which you are neither!"
Rosebud's world was shattered. Her heart pounded so hard she could hardly think. Her world seemed dark and lonely as she scanned the golf course, looking for answers to her life's struggles.
Out of the corner of her eye, she notices Tucker's best friend. He's bigger and reminds her of a rugby player. "Why, he's dreamy! Why didn't I notice Wrigley before?"
She sounders over and gives him a sniff. Wrigley is oblivious. He has watched Rosie drive Tucker crazy and is leery to her advances. Still, she seems nice....not like his best buddy, who often smells like freshly cut grass.
"I know he sees me, why does he simply stare into space.....like some simpleton?!", Rosie says more frustrated than usual. But Wrigley is determined his simple plan will work. "Just keep acting like she's not standing right by you and maybe she will go away", Wrigley thinks to himself.
Finally, she gives up.
"I will never capture the attention of Wrigley unless I bathe in bacon!"
Stayed tuned for more 'As The World Turns: Doggy Style' when Rosie asks:
"Is Rocco too old for me?"
and, "What's a girl like me to do????"
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posted by beth at
9:25 AM
7 Comments
Wrigley and Puddles are both very affectionate dogs, living on opposite sides of the country. One jumps in the pool and the other wants to jump into the Chesapeake Bay, but they both want to shake on you and get you wet immediately after the swim!
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