What if I decided to drive down to the very fashionable Scottsdale Fashion Square mall without brushing my hair? (The left side is standing at a 90% angle from my head and the bangs are slightly curly, so it's a really bad hair day). Would people think I was a wayward, lost soul...stumbling around the mall in a haze?
Wouldn't it be hilarious if then I walked up to the counter at Barney's New York and asked to purchase a $3500 necklace. (Certainly not to my husband, Bill) Would they be weary to show and sell me the piece?
Tonight, some close girlfriends are getting together for a white elephant exchange party. What if I went to the party with this hairdo, only added a festive 'half-hat' like Kate Middleton wears? Would they be afraid that this empty nest lifestyle has finally gotten the best of me?
In my "next life", will I actually have the long, thick mane of hair I always say I will have, when I am messing around? Wouldn't it be sad if I had another life with pitiful looking hair?
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